Saturday, February 11, 2012

What should I leave on my neighbor's porch?

I am sick of his dachsund pooping in my hibiscus plants.
What should I leave on my neighbor's porch?
You could poop on his porch, but the mechanics of that are a bit daunting. I would wait with a water hose and ambush the dog when he comes near your plants. If all else fails, leave a horse head on the porch or better yet, in his bed. It worked on The Godfather!
Reply:A pipe bomb!
Reply:Put a good prickly plant or bush where he does his deeds.
Reply:Fill a KFC bucket with p**p from your kid's dirty diapers.
Reply:got any hungry gators?
Reply:not to keep using the same subject to answer your questions. BUT, My baby's diaper would do the trick.
Reply:Collect all the dogs crap, and late at night put it in front of the front door, that way, when they leave 1st thing in the morning they step in poop.
Reply:pull down your pants and take a dump on his front patio, when he gets angry tell him one good turn deserves another!
Reply:A flaming bag of dog poop
Reply:Eat lots of protein for a few days and leave him a nice pile on his doorstep to wake up to
Reply:save up some baby poop...or better yet, wait till they get home, park your baby in their yard and give them a taste of their own medicine!!!!
Reply:I could help you with that-do you have a big bucket
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