Can you help resolve a dispute that my girlfriend and I are having? - please see inside?

She says that her hibiscus plant will grow better in the dark like in a basement.



I say that it will grow much better if you cover it with W2 forms.



Who is correct?
Can you help resolve a dispute that my girlfriend and I are having? - please see inside?
biscus are always best fresh out of duh ovens wit a little budder
Reply:heres my thought: i think it would grow better if you cover it with w2 forms because hibiscus' are from Hawaii right, so i think more the heat and water the better it'll grow.
Reply:You're both wrong. You plant them outside in the sun. Only mushrooms like dark places.
Reply:Telling the IRS that your overdue W2 forms are lining a flowerpot will put you in deep fertiliser, and fertiliser is good for plants, hence your theory was correct.
Reply:Sorry doll, you're both wrong. You need to seal it in a copper thingy and place it on a shelf by itself.
Reply:As you want to keep the peace...I would give this one to her..

after all if you lose the w2's you might go to jail then she would be alone....And bubble wrap by yourself is no fun.
Reply:That is a very taxing question....
Reply:OK, this is a recycled q from, like, 8 months ago. I know the answer. Dry the leaves of said plant, crumble them gently and roll with W2's.

Enjoy!!!!





Wait, you said hibiscus, not happy plant.
Reply:Of course you are correct. In my book you are always right. Call me if you have any more trouble with your girl friend and I will *** right over to lick her.
Reply:I agree with JuJu, just use the budder.
Reply:sorry but I haven't a clue :)
Reply:your growing something you cant smoke?, Sure sign of growing up
Reply:If you leave that to me the poor thing will shrivel up and die. (not a good plant nuturer).
Reply:I think your version is right. Please read the following extracts:



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Hibiscus plant care - a crash course



Hibiscus are good performers, both in the garden and in bright areas inside the house. If they receive just a small amount of care they reward us with many magical blooms throughout the year. Here, in short, is what they need:



hibiscus cultivar 'Heavy Metal' 1. Most important, a WARM place where their tropical origins are respected. It is often said that hibiscus like much the same conditions as people and with temperature, that is pretty much true. For best results and lots of blooms, hibiscus should be located where the temperature remains between 60 and 90 degrees most of the time. Short periods of either hot or cold will not injure them though they may show their displeasure by shedding a few leaves or dropping some developing flower buds.



If temperatures routinely drop below 50 degrees, particularly at night, most growth and blooming will stop until it warms up again. Flower size will become much smaller and the occasional blooms may also be misshapen".



Temperatures below freezing will injure hibiscus. Factors such as how cold and for how long, the age of the plant, and whether it is dehydrated determine how extensive the damage. Under 30 degrees for many hours will most likely kill the plant entirely. Such temperatures should be avoided.



Temperatures over 95 degrees will often cause most flower buds to drop off. Hibiscus can survive temperatures even as high as 115 degrees, provided they have adequate water. When the weather is hot, it is best to maintain a steady supply of water to the plant, rather than have it go through wet/dry cycles."



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Reply:I think hibuscu grows beter in sunlight, at least the ones that we have in India do.

this si what wikipedia has to say:

Hibiscus or Rosemallow is a large genus of about 200-220 species of flowering plants in the family Malvaceae, native to warm temperate, subtropical and tropical regions throughout the world. The genus includes both annual and perennial herbaceous plants, and woody shrubs and small trees. The leaves are alternate, simple, ovate to lanceolate, often with a toothed or lobed margin. The flowers are large, conspicuous, trumpet-shaped, with five petals, ranging from white to pink, red, purple or yellow, and from 4-15 cm broad. The fruit is a dry five-lobed capsule, containing several seeds in each lobe, which are released when the capsule splits open at maturity.

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Reply:If you ever want to have a chance at getting laid again, let her kill the hibiscus in the basement.
Reply:How about you cover it in W-2 forms when it is down in the basement.
Reply:Neither! Warm Sunshine. Protect it in the winter from the frost. I gow them all year around in Southern California
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:I don't get the joke? They do fine outside-unless you live in the Mojave or Greenland.